Quotes - August 23, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theismann, Former quarterback

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
-- Ted Turner

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson