Quotes - May 29, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
-- Mark Twain, New York Journal, June 2, 1897

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
-- Vince Lombardi

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
-- Edgar Watson Howe

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
-- Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown

[St8arrow]

I guess my bias is showing here, but I like the following quote from Vince Lombardi the best:

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
-- Vince Lombardi

[St8arrow]

Why the heaven am I smiling so much at the above quotation??

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

St8arrow

Remember, when you're smiling, when you're smiling, etc.

[St8arrow]

The whole world smiles with you.

My daughter's husband would pass gas at inappropriate times and then laugh about it. In an attempt to cure him of this habit or to shame him into stopping, she sent him the following card. I can't duplicate the cartoon characters but here is the message that accompanied it. Let me apologize in advance if you are offended by a certain amount of bathroom humor.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. F--- and you stand alone.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Yes I have seen that before.