Quotes -February 19, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
-- Ed Gardner

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
-- Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker