Quotes - December 10, 2010

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy)

I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
-- Dick Cavett