An elderly gentleman.....

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

An elderly gentleman.....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Warmie

[lisalou]

another elderly gentleman who was a little hard of hearing went to the doctors with his wife for her appointment. A couple of minutes later he punched the doctor in the face and stormed out. his wife followed him saying 'no no honey,the doc said i've got acute angina........'

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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LOL, thanks so much for adding that. Funny!!!!!!!!!!

Warmie

[lisalou]

Then his wife went for a mammogram, she came home smiling from ear to ear and said 'The doctor says I have the breasts of a 20 year old'

Her husband grumbles 'Yeah but what about your 80 year old ass?'

She replied 'Funnily enough, we didn't discuss you...'

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

LOL another good one.

Warmie