Texas Christian University and Southern Methodist University Go by their initials. TCU and SMU, what if Sam Houston Institute of Technology went by its initials, Wouldn't that be a hoot!
The glass is not half-empty, it’s just twice as big as it needs to be.
One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes... Make it worth watching.
Do not be annoyed when your children ask impossible questions. Be proud that they think you know the answers.
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The following are different answers given by school-age children to the given question:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
3. Mostly to clean the house.
4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.
