The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want". The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things, Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE?"
Warmie
