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Bad foods!

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:13 pm

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

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Postby Obayan » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:11 am

LOL

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:27 am

Gotcha! Good one, I thought.

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Postby Obayan » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:26 am

You thought right. Very good one. :D

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:45 am

Why, thank you!

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Postby Jeanne » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:39 pm

Do you think his wife was sitting there nodding her head too? :lol:

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Postby Obayan » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:56 pm

Oh, I know she was! LOL

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:28 pm

Bet she wasn't a happy camper! :D

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Postby Jeanne » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:16 am

What are chances she is one of our members? :D

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Postby TackingIntoTheWind » Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:33 am

It's all right for women! It's SINGLE men who live a life of fear!!!!
I'm pretty much the only single man in my office, surrounded by would-be matchmakers, and on a planet full of BILLIONS of marriage-crazed women!!!!!!!!
( Slumps into a corner, hyperventilating, and checking where the exits are, in case a hen party pounces on him... :o )

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:37 pm

(((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))

Huh? It isn't all right for women.

Perhaps I need to not post for a day or two and be more careful on the jokes I do post. Seems they are getting upsetting for some.

So sending an apology out now. Wasn't meant to be that, was meant to give a smile or chuckle.

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Postby Obayan » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:13 pm

Organizes a hen party.....

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:50 am

Perhaps one for others, have fun, back to work and commitment of mine.

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Postby TackingIntoTheWind » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:27 am

You really don't need to apologise, (((( Warmie ))))! Your jokes are fine and not upsetting at all. :)
There is a strand of humour in Wales built around the formidability of Welsh women, particularly Welsh Mothers, ( The " Valleys Mam " ), that may not quite translate outside Wales perhaps. Sorry! :oops: :roll:

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:04 am

(((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))))))))))

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