The bathtub test

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The bathtub test

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:17 pm

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub.'

Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup.'

'No,' said the Director, 'a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

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Postby Obayan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:28 am

You can't have the bed near the window. It's mine!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:54 am

((((((((((( Obayan ))))))))))))

Was told there was more than one window, so there!!! :P

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Postby TackingIntoTheWind » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:54 am

I'm not having the bed by the window. The window will just attack me when I'm asleep! Windows are treacherous, and can't be trusted! Windows pretend to be friendly and trustworthy, but I can see right through them! :lol:
( Sorry. I know that some people find window jokes " paneful " ! :roll: :lol: )

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:20 pm

((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))

LOL LOL LOL, wish you knew how you brighten my day with laughter. Thank you for that.

P.S. I will protect you from the dreaded windows......how's that for a sacrifice?

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Postby Obayan » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:25 pm

*obayan hunches down near the window*.... the window is our friend. The window keeps out the squirrells hutning down nuts.... *obayan strokes the window panes*..... my precious..... pretty precious..... Now the door, that's the evil one in the room.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:52 pm

Whatcha talking about!!!

The ceiling, always about, always seeing, always hearing. The even let spiders spin their webs there, NOW that is who/what we need to be concerned about.

psstt.....the way we are all talking, thinking me need that room, LOL.

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Postby pablos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:09 pm

I would pull the plug and use the bucked too. What does that make me?

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Postby Obayan » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:28 pm

Ready to join us in the hallway! LOL

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:36 pm

Ohhhhhhh party time!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby pablos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:46 pm

In the hall way ? alright!!! since I'm not stuck in the room I can streak down the hallway! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Obayan » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:48 pm

I'll bring the cheesecake!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:42 pm

I'll bring the windex, stops streaking you know....

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Postby pablos » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:48 pm

darn,.., you're no fun :(

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:57 pm

Obayan!!!!! OM I am shocked!! :shock:

Lady like manners, please! :roll:

LOL :wink:


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