Irish ****** -- off color but funny...

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Irish ****** -- off color but funny...

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:49 pm

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying *****?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish *****'.. It's when you drop the ***** tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

Warmie 8)

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Postby shatteredhopes » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:42 pm

An irishman is sitting next to a mormon on a plane. The flight attendant asks the irishman if he'd like a drink.

"I'll have a whiskey" he says.

"How about you?" the attendant asks the mormon...

"Madam, I would rather be ravaged by six sex-starved naked ladies than let liquor touch my lips!"

The irishman hands the whiskey back to the flight attendant. "Make that for me too, didn't know we had that option."

((((((((((warmie)))))))) couldn't resist! Hope not too graphic for site, if so I will delete but thought since warning on thread 'off-color' anyway, might be okay...wanted to give you a smile for all the ones you give us!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:08 pm

(((((((((( Shattered ))))))))))))))))))))))

Thank you, it make me LOL :), it is fine, the warning is there, read at own risk, and honestly, just off color.

Thank you again, truly enjoyed this!

Warmie


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