Quotes for the Depression Forums 04-09-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
-- Friedrich von Schiller

The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
-- Tom Stoppard