Telephone calls made, believe it or not

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Telephone calls made, believe it or not

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:54 pm

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

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Postby Monty » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:54 pm

I especially like the first one.

The scary thing is that I know people that would make that call.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:18 pm

((((((((((((((((( Monty )))))))))))))))))))))

What is so funny, I know a few people that would do that too. LOL... makes you wonder, doesn't it. :)

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