A little leprechaun

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.

She said yes.

When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hand, NOW!"

He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the s*** out of him!"

Warmie

[Monty]

Chuckle.

My granddaughter is starting school in the fall. I will have to show this to her mother.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Oh my, LOL. Please let me know what she says

Warmie

[Obayan]

Just don't do like my friend did and teach the little one about the "tall cows" and "short fat horses".....

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Okay, lost or stupid here...."tall cows" and "short fat horses"?? Haven't heard that or those expressions.

And I know I will feel stupid when I get your answer, but I asked.

Warmie

[Obayan]

A horse is actually a tall cow.

A cow is just a short fat horse.

At least that's what he taught his kids.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Oh that poor child...LOL

Warmie