Quotes for the Depression Forums 12-30

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
-- De La Lastra's Law

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
-- Wilson Mizner

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
-- Chuck Reid

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel