Nuts

[xn728]

the guy was stood at the bar waiting to be served ,and a vioce said ,hey nice tie ,he looked around and could see no one ,again the vioce said hey i like your jacket ,the guy looked on the bar as the vioce coming from the bowl of nuts said ,thats a wonderful shirt ,the guy looked in disbelif ,as the nuts spoke once more ,that really is sweet after shave .As the bartender approached the guy said,whats with the nuts ,the bartender replied
their complimentry!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,xn728

[lisalou]

and then he went to use the bathroom...the toilet bowl spoke - 'hey get out of here man, you stink'. he went into the next cubicle, that toilet said 'yeah you're ugly too as well'. he went back to the bar,the bartender said 'yes,well the peanuts may be complimentary but the toilets are out of order'.........!!