Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down in his chair and out of sight under the table. Still the woman dining across from him seemed calm and unruffled, ostensibly unaware that her companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman,"Pardon me,ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't. he just walked in the door!"
Warmie
~shakes her head~ Wow....