Juan begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Juan says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Juan's sign reads;
"I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Juan asks him.
"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Juan says, "All right, what does your sign say?"
It reads,
"I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico
Warmie
