Stephen's Quotes for the Depression Forums 2-6

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
-- Nathaniel Borenstein

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
-- George Best