Quotes for the Depression Forums 05-10-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
-- Doug Larson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
-- Douglas Adams

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
-- Raymond Chandler