A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A couple days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door again, and asks , "How long. The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 1 and 1/2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the door, and again asks "How long before I can get a haircut? The barber takes a quick look around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber turned to his friend and said; "Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bill returns to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
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