She was so blonde -- part three

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She was so blonde -- part three

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:09 pm

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

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Postby shatteredhopes » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:03 pm

Whew!!!!!!!!! So glad I'm a BRUNETTE!!!!!!!!! :) lol
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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:22 pm

((((((((((((((( Shattered )))))))))))))

Have thought the same thing, LOL.

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Postby shatteredhopes » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:04 am

An officer noticed a driver swerving erratically on the road, back and forth. He pulled the car over, and after checking liscense and registration, asked the blonde driver, "Ma'am why were you swerving?"

"I was trying to avoid the tree!" she replied.

"Ma'am, that's your air freshener"

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:41 am

(((((((((((((((((((( Shattered ))))))))))))))))

LOL good one! Thanks for adding.

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