You know it's a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they're still on the nightstand.
I was caught without earmuffs during a sudden cold sudden cold snap but managed to improvise with an old padded bra.
I envy the rear-defrost system in my car.
I don't need a calendar to know it's winter. I can just ask one of the mice that moved in to warm up.
I'd shovel my walk except for one reason. Visitors might come.
Here's a helpful winter tip: If you leave a tortilla out for a week, you've got yourself a handy little ice scraper.
I don't make snowmen. If I'd wanted to hang around with a cold man with slush for brains, I'd still be married.
I don't really wanna know what that is frozen into guys' mustaches this time of year.
Warmie
