Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California - WAS HIS
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills - Making the last car payment.
The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during the week.
If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.
Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.
When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
Is your holier side your altar ego?
I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?
What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?
Warmie
