When the deputy asked the driver why he was speeding he said that he was a magician and a juggler and that he was on his way to do a show that night and he didn't want to be late.The deputy told the driver that he was always fascinated by juggling and if he did some juggling for him he would not give him a ticket.
The driver said that he had sent all his props ahead of him and he didn't have anything to juggle.The deputy said that he had some flares in the trunk of his car and asked the man if he could juggle them. The man said that he could, so the deputy got three flares,lit them and handed them to the man.
While the juggler was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly then went to the rear door of the squad car,opened it and got in.
The deputy observed the drunk doing this and went over to the car and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.The drunk replied,"Might as well take my a$$ to jail, there is no way in hell I can pass that test."
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