Thanksgiving according to Maxine

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Thanksgiving according to Maxine

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:59 pm

This year we are having a Stress-Free Thanksgiving. I stuffed the turkey with prozac.

If all my relatives wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.

For the holidays I bring out all my traditional family recipes. That really keeps the guest list down.

As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it take is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda person" for life.

As far as I am concerned, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.

I've been trying a few "Cowboy Recipes" and I have the saddle bags to prove.

When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra?

The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is the locusts don't hang around watching TV after the food is gone.

Maxine is my kind of WOMAN!!

Warmie 8)

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