I said to him . . .... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... .. .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said..! .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow..
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . ....... .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Warmie
Wow!