Sayings That Should Be On Buttons

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

7. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

9. You! Off my planet!

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Warnie

[crystalgaze]

Popping bubble wrap!!!!


[I loved doing that! I don't do it much any more 'cause I only have the pink kind (antistatic) & that's for wrapping electronics.]<---Yup, that's geeky!

Edit: I wonder if we could have a bubble wrap kingdom... What that would be like?

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((((((((((( crystalgaze ))))))))))))))))))))

Ohhhh, something to as Santa for perhaps? Hmmmm.



Warmie/Jeanie

[lisalou]

More sayings -

'It's the little voices that tell me to go shopping'

'I used to care,but now i take a pill for that'

'hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?'

'damn right i'm good in bed,i can sleep for hours'

'being unstable and bitchy is all part of my feminine mystique'

'I want it all and i want it smothered in chocolate'

'a clean house is the sign of a wasted life'

'don't p*** me off,i'm running out of places to hide the bodies'

'I understand the concepts of cooking and cleaning,just not as they apply to me'

'my farts hospitalise small children'

'just give the dangerous bitch her chocolate'

and my favourite - 'out of my mind,back in 5 minutes!'

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((((((((((( lisalou )))))))))))))))

'damn right i'm good in bed,i can sleep for hours'

'being unstable and bitchy is all part of my feminine mystique'

'I want it all and i want it smothered in chocolate'

So many quotes, so little time to pick.

LMAO

Warmie/Jeanie