Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've really need the bathroom."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe with." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back a total mess, his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Warmie
