An American Genie

Warmsoul/Jeanie13 · Postby **Warmsoul/Jeanie13** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:52 pm

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'

I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.'

'I do not understand,' said the other.

The first Arab says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.

He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No $hit?'

God Bless America

Warmie

georgiapeach · Postby **georgiapeach** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:42 pm

LMAO!!! thats a good one...

Warmsoul/Jeanie13 · Postby **Warmsoul/Jeanie13** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:22 pm

Yeah, gives the meaning of "I WANT YOU" from Uncle Sam a totally different meaning, doesn't it.

georgiapeach · Postby **georgiapeach** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:27 pm

yes in deed it does!

Emotional_77 · Postby **Emotional_77** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:41 pm

georgiapeach · Postby **georgiapeach** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:08 pm

hey emo, think this would ever happen to you???? LMAO!!! i know im gonna regret this later! *hides*

Emotional_77 · Postby **Emotional_77** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:29 pm

I HOPE NOT!!!! (just thought saying that would make u laugh harder) very funny peach lol *rolls eyes*

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