Stephen's Quotes for the Depression Forums 3-2

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
-- Scott Adams, Dogbert; Dilbert cartoons

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
-- Mitch Hedberg

Thank you