Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen tb, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman, she told me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
Warmie
