Quotes -June 6, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
-- Dame Edna Everage

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
-- Ronnie Shakes