* Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
* Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
* Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
* At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
* A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000."
* A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
* In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... A calendar to remind him when payments are due."
Warmie
