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Paraprosdokian Sentences 36 - 40

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:17 pm

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt,
Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire,
Remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn
Something stupid.

Ø To be sure of hitting the target,
Shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø Nostalgia
Isn't what it used to be.


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