Paraprosdokian Sentences 26 - 30

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real,
But they have some good ideas!

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
That you will look forward to the trip.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
Even if you wish they were.

Warmie