The Divorced Barbie Doll

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The Divorced Barbie Doll

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:31 am

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop, enters and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"

"Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends."

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Postby Emotional_77 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:46 pm

lol oh geez.. :D
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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:24 am

Had to share that one! :lol:

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