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For The Sick

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:30 pm

For The Sick

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" Mom asked. "Yes." "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."

Warmie 8)

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OOOOHHHHHH

Postby xn728 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:48 pm

OH WARMIE YOUR JUST SO BAD ,I NOW SOME REALLY GOOD JOKES
,OH YOU KNOW DONT YOU ,,LOL ,WE SHOULD HAVE AN X ROOM ,ITS NOT MY FAULT IVE WORKED IN WELDING SHOPS ALL MY LIFE AND THE JOKES ARE FILTH ,I,LL TRY AND GET SOME DECENT ONES TOGETHER ,DONT WORRY ILL BEHAVE ,BUT YOURS ARE FUNNY AND I ALWAYS HAVE A LOOK IN ,,,,,,GOODNIGHT NOW WARMIE GIRL KEN

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hi there

Postby xn728 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:04 pm

hi warmie ,not seen your signiture today ,i hope your feeling alright ,
best wishes ,,,,,your freind,,, ken,,,,

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:41 pm

(((((((((((((((((((( Ken ))))))))))))))))))))))

LOL, you know I would have to 'clean them up'.

Doing fine today, just busy, preparing food for company that should start coming in, 20 minutes and counting.

Hope all is well with you and have a good evening. Sleep well....

Warmie

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glad to hear you

Postby xn728 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:07 pm

hey girl so glad to see you ,before i went to sleep ,hope your whatever it is goes alright ,halloween ?,,,wont keep you ,crystal has been queit ,hope shes ok ,catch you later ,,,,,,,,,ken

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Postby crystalgaze » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:54 pm

:lol: Well, I know they'll have to get another box.... Whew!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:33 am

LOL think of those checks and paper money in that box, oh gross!!

((((((((((((((((( crystalgaze )))))))))))))

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