Another blonde joke, but it is funny!

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Another blonde joke, but it is funny!

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:11 pm

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

''What does it look like?'' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, ''Its square, and it has your picture on it.''

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ''Here it is,'' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too."

Warmie 8)

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Postby crystalgaze » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:45 pm

LOL!!!!

:lol: Yup! Now, that was funny!

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oh dear lord

Postby xn728 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:50 pm

its funny you know whats coming but im still laughing ,or is it the lithium
are these my legs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,goodnight girl ken !

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:13 pm

(((((((((((((((((((( crystalgaze and Ken ))))))))))))))))))

So glad you got the laughter that was intended.

So appreciate your reading and replying, means a lot.

Thank you both.

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Postby lisalou » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:27 am

'are these my legs?!!!' that's a quote from father jack in father ted isn't it? i love father ted ken,watched most of them the other week,helps keep the misery at bay for a bit (or as mrs doyle would say 'maybe i like the misery!') I like the one where he falls in love with a brick and shouts 'I LOVE MY BRICK!' and the one with all the rabbits,when he finally sobers up enough to notice he's surrounded by about 50 of them and shouts 'HAIRY JAPANESE B*****DS!!!!'

sorry for isolating everyone else with my british humour!! father ted was a comedy from about 15 years ago about three priests living out on a remote Irish island,i love it

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:42 am

((((((((((((((((( lisalou )))))))))))))))))

Thank you for sharing. Living in the states I don't know of that program, but I have read where others have mention it.

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Postby crystalgaze » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:49 am

~lol~ For Lisa, it is good to see there is something you like & that is exciting to you. That's really great! :)

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:54 pm

(((((((((((((((((( crystalgaze )))))))))))))))))))))))

A 'just cause'

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