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Improved definitions

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:00 pm

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary...

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

GOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today..

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

and last but not least.....

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines

Warmie 8)

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