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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:21 pm

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

*Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Warmie 8)

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Postby georgiapeach » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:45 am

omg! i didnt see that coming haha.....
(((((((((((( Jeanie )))))))))))))))))
btw that wedding would be priceless to be at!

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:04 am

My gift would start with the letter 'V' :)

((((((((((( Peachy )))))))))))

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Postby georgiapeach » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:18 pm

lmao!!!!! they're all gonna need it hehe, we can fill up the candy bowls with them jeanie!!!!! perfect present...

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:56 pm

We will go half on this gift, :)


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