Johnny, opens the back door and yells, "Mom, HEY MOM!!"
The mother had just fixed a cup of tea and decided to take a well deserved break, replies. "Johnny, stop yelling across the house. If you need to talk to me then you walk to the living room! That is where I am!"
Johnny shrugs and walks to his mother.
"Now what is it you want that you felt you had to yelled for me?"
Johnny, holds up his foot. "I walked in doggy poop and I need to know where the paper towel is."
The mother cries.
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