Thoughts by Jack Handy (27 and 28 )

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

27. Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

28. What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.

Warmie

[georgiapeach]

lmao im thinking of becoming a hobo, they make more money than some jobs out there... lol jk thats what number 28 reminds me of and 27 is seriously my new excuse not to read!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Makes you wonder about this guys thinking process.

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