Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:

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Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat May 09, 2009 10:16 pm

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of! dirt.

Screwy pronunciations can mess up your mind! For example...
If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree!

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Postby georgiapeach » Sun May 10, 2009 9:12 pm

haha, this is kinda comical to read all these, sometimes i even have to think about what im gonna be saying in my head lol.... thanks for sharing this ((((((((((((((((( jeanie ))))))))))))))))))))

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon May 11, 2009 10:26 am

Read it out loud, LOL

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