During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub.'
Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup.'
'No,' said the Director, 'a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Warmie
