Pain is a Heavy Burden, Lets Lighten it Up
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:09 am
What do you call a person with Bipolar Disorder while riding a roller coaster?
-Bored
What do you call an indecisive bee?
-A maybee
Why did the CEO of Pfizer get arrested?
-Cuz he's a known drug dealer.
Why do off-the-wall businesses often fail?
-They don't even make cents
What animal lives on the north and south poles?
-Bipolar Bears
Which kind of criminals are the strongest?
-shop lifters
Why do NASCAR race cars always turn left?
-It just feels right
Why is it easy to impress a mime?
-They're always speechless
What do insomniacs say optimistically about staying up so late?
-"Better late than never"
-Bored
What do you call an indecisive bee?
-A maybee
Why did the CEO of Pfizer get arrested?
-Cuz he's a known drug dealer.
Why do off-the-wall businesses often fail?
-They don't even make cents
What animal lives on the north and south poles?
-Bipolar Bears
Which kind of criminals are the strongest?
-shop lifters
Why do NASCAR race cars always turn left?
-It just feels right
Why is it easy to impress a mime?
-They're always speechless
What do insomniacs say optimistically about staying up so late?
-"Better late than never"