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Pain is a Heavy Burden, Lets Lighten it Up

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:09 am
by MindOverEmotion
What do you call a person with Bipolar Disorder while riding a roller coaster?

What do you call an indecisive bee?
-A maybee

Why did the CEO of Pfizer get arrested?
-Cuz he's a known drug dealer.

Why do off-the-wall businesses often fail?
-They don't even make cents

What animal lives on the north and south poles?
-Bipolar Bears

Which kind of criminals are the strongest?
-shop lifters

Why do NASCAR race cars always turn left?
-It just feels right

Why is it easy to impress a mime?
-They're always speechless

What do insomniacs say optimistically about staying up so late?
-"Better late than never"