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A MUST SENIOR DRESS CODE

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:44 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of the 'Older Folks' (over 50) are quite confused today about how they should present themselves. Feeling 'young' , they try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combination's DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

AND

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

Warmie 8)