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Joke for the women, no offense intended, gentlemen..
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:41 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to...her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No...
wait...
sorry...
I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind
Warmie

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:25 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
Women just don't understand how sensitive we men are..... I mean I've listened to women. I've shared their thoughts, dreams, and doubts. I'm always there to comfort and support the women in my life, and make sure they understand how cherished and precious they are to me. I'm ALWAYS there for them.
( Except when Doctor Who, Star Trek, Firefly, etc are on TV, of course!

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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:03 pm
by shatteredhopes
((((((((((Tacking))))))))) i said before and i repeat, any woman would be lucky to win your wonderful welsh heart!!!!!!! Especially if she is also a Dr. Who fan!!!!!!
((((((((Warmie))))))))) Who needs a real man? My imaginary boyfriend never cheats on me, never gives me an STD, does exactly what I want when I want, knows the perfect thing to say everytime (like he's really inside my head he knows me so well lol), and for him, I'm the only woman in the world!!!!!!! And he looks just like Colin Farrell! How can a 'real man' beat that?????? Trust me, get an imaginary boyfriend and you never have to worry about your man hurting you again!!!!!! Geoge Clooney? Antonio Bandaras? Who do you fancy? The sky is the limit!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:30 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))))
I am sorry, I should have not posted this, it was a joke, but guess I wasn't sensitive enough to think it out. Sorry again.
((((((((( shatteredhopes )))))))))))))))
If that works for you, I am glad. Me, I am real, and I truly want a man's arms about me, making me know I am important to him and in his life. But there I go again, facing the truth about things.
Warmie
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:16 pm
by Obayan
Doctor Who, Star Trek, Firefly, etc are my faves! I even own dvd's of them!
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:57 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Okay, good to know, thanks
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:58 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
I was only kidding (((( Warmie ))))! You certainly don't need to apologise!
Quite the reverse, I always look forward to seeing what's on the forums, particularly on the Corner!

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:09 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))))))
At no time do I ever mean to insult anyone. I find lots of jokes, etc., that I refuse to use, for I at no time do I want to hurt or insult anyone. Felt my judgment was off on this one.
Please you do read the Corner. Use to be I would see where people were reading, but no posting. Which, is all right, it is there to hopefully give people a chuckle, a smile, a warm feeling from the life we are dealt. Must admit it is nice to get replies.
Thank you and please keep reading, I will keep posting.
Warmie
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:42 pm
by shatteredhopes
Dear (((((((((Warmie)))))))) I was joking, albeit apparently unsuccessfully!!!!!! There was a female comedian who had an ongoing gag about her imaginary boyfriend talking about him in interviews...I thought it was so funny, I have used that gag since...
I'm real too, used to spend too much time daydreaming and suffered disappointments and consequences as a result. So now I don't spend a lot of time in imaginary land, probably to my detrement as I could write more creatively if I did...
Facing the truth? I spent most of my years going from one man to the next...after my divorce, I needed to learn how to be on my own and break the pattern of toxic relationships and waited 9 years before finally taking a risk on someone...with him I made mistakes for sure, but tried so hard to make living amends for all the wrongs I had done in previous relationships and to be a good mate, only to get dumped and feel like a complete failure and too fundamentally flawed for a healthy relationship. So for me, while I too would like a 'real man' for a mate, I recognize I have been so unsuccessful in the relationship department, maybe its best to be alone and work on myself and try to find happiness without a mate, on my own, as I once did...and I am too much of a coward when it comes to another risk on getting hurt, and I know that is a very real possibility if I get involved again. But, I am taking risks on friendship again through this site, so I am progressing a little anyway! My next step would be to "engage the world" again in 'real life' and take risks on friendship. But maybe some irresitable man will drift into my life tomorrow that will inspire me to throw caution to the wind...meanwhile, I am learning to accept being alone again and take time to explore myself...
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:19 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((((( shatteredhopes )))))))))))))))))))
Keep believing, dreams came come true I hear. In my thoughts
Warmie