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Bad foods!
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:13 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:11 am
by Obayan
LOL
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:27 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Gotcha! Good one, I thought.
Warmie
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:26 am
by Obayan
You thought right. Very good one.
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:45 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Why, thank you!
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:39 pm
by Jeanne
Do you think his wife was sitting there nodding her head too?
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:56 pm
by Obayan
Oh, I know she was! LOL
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:28 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Bet she wasn't a happy camper!
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:16 am
by Jeanne
What are chances she is one of our members?
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:33 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
It's all right for women! It's SINGLE men who live a life of fear!!!!
I'm pretty much the only single man in my office, surrounded by would-be matchmakers, and on a planet full of BILLIONS of marriage-crazed women!!!!!!!!
( Slumps into a corner, hyperventilating, and checking where the exits are, in case a hen party pounces on him...
)
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:37 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))
Huh? It isn't all right for women.
Perhaps I need to not post for a day or two and be more careful on the jokes I do post. Seems they are getting upsetting for some.
So sending an apology out now. Wasn't meant to be that, was meant to give a smile or chuckle.
Warmie
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:13 pm
by Obayan
Organizes a hen party.....
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:50 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Perhaps one for others, have fun, back to work and commitment of mine.
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:27 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
You really don't need to apologise, (((( Warmie ))))! Your jokes are fine and not upsetting at all.
There is a strand of humour in Wales built around the formidability of Welsh women, particularly Welsh Mothers, ( The " Valleys Mam " ), that may not quite translate outside Wales perhaps. Sorry!
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:04 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))))))))))
Warmie