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Posted: **Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:17 pm**

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub.'

Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup.'

'No,' said the Director, 'a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

Warmie

Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:28 am**

You can't have the bed near the window. It's mine!

Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:54 am**

((((((((((( Obayan ))))))))))))

Was told there was more than one window, so there!!!

Warmie

Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:54 am**

I'm not having the bed by the window. The window will just attack me when I'm asleep! Windows are treacherous, and can't be trusted! Windows pretend to be friendly and trustworthy, but I can see right through them! :lol:

( Sorry. I know that some people find window jokes " paneful " ! :roll:

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Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:20 pm**

((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))

LOL LOL LOL, wish you knew how you brighten my day with laughter. Thank you for that.

P.S. I will protect you from the dreaded windows......how's that for a sacrifice?

Warmie :wink:

Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:25 pm**

*obayan hunches down near the window*.... the window is our friend. The window keeps out the squirrells hutning down nuts.... *obayan strokes the window panes*..... my precious..... pretty precious..... Now the door, that's the evil one in the room.

Posted: **Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:52 pm**

Whatcha talking about!!!

The ceiling, always about, always seeing, always hearing. The even let spiders spin their webs there, NOW that is who/what we need to be concerned about.

psstt.....the way we are all talking, thinking me need that room, LOL.

Warmie